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Celebrate Father's Day with Cheesy Dad Jokes!

Dads are notorious for being the kings of cheesy jokes. No matter how bad they are, they always manage to make us laugh. For the men who made us double-over in bad Dad Joke groans, this Father's Day, NCA serves up a dose of punny!

What’s Forrest Gump’s Facebook password?


What time did the Dad go to the dentist?

Tooth hurt-y.

What  did the football coach say when he went to the bank?  

"I want my quarter back."

 If money grew on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?


How do you organize a space party? 

You planet.

What did one penny say to the other penny? 

"Let’s get together and make some cents!"

When does it rain money?

When there is “change” in the weather.

What did the duck say after he went shopping?

"Put it on my bill."

Where do polar bears keep their money?

In snow-banks.

Let's not forget about those one-liners!
The reason they make the best Dad Jokes is because it doesn’t matter
if the audience is really listening!

I love Dad jokes, but I don't have kids, which makes me a Faux Pa.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents.

6:30 is my favorite time of day, hands down.

Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind—it’s tearable.

What’s brown and sticky? A stick.

It’s raining cats and dogs, so be careful not to step in a poodle.

What's the latest game kids are playing? I spy with my little eye . . . phone.

We’d love to hear your cheesiest Dad joke, and promise to laugh no matter how bad it is!  

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